I am writing this because of the recently reported news of how Rep. Irwin Tieng wants to bad the distribution and production of sex toys. This is his rationale as to why this law should be passed:
Buhay party-list Rep. Irwin Tieng filed House Bill 4509 seeking to curb the supposed "influx" of these "obscene" devices, which he said may lead to the rise of sex-related crimes in the country.
"The proliferation of these obscene devices which are insensitively and openly displayed in shops or stalls are very alarming. The public, especially minors, being exposed to these obscenities may suffer disturbing effects and could trigger sexually impure ideas," Tieng said in a statement Thursday.
I only really have one thing to say to Rep. Tieng: YOU ARE SUCH A HUGE IDIOT!
Let's tackle this one by one.
"which he said may lead to the rise of sex-related crimes in the country"
Sex related crimes because of sex toys? Did Rep. Tieng watch Bruno and took it seriously?
"The proliferation of these obscene devices which are insensitively and openly displayed in shops or stalls are very alarming."
How many sex shops are there really in the Philippines? Are we drowning in sex toys, unable to walk into a mall or shop without seeing it?
"The public, especially minors, being exposed to these obscenities may suffer disturbing effects and could trigger sexually impure ideas"
Rep. Tieng, do you know what triggers sexually impure ideas?
Sexy dancers at noontime/Sunday/nighttime shows
Mens magazines
Internet porn
The Philippine nightclub scene
The many "KTV"s along Quezon Avenue
Now which do you think the youth of the Philippines is more exposed to, all these things or sex toy shops and stalls? I rest my case.
BRAVO!! FUCK IRWIN TIENG!! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!
ReplyDeleteNice one. Interesting pictures. The bill really is bonkers, made only to delay proceedings about the RH Bill. Here's my take on this lawmaking tragedy.
ReplyDeletehttp://orchestroscopy.blogspot.com/2011/06/thou-shall-not-pleasure-thyself.html
THE TRUTH BEHIND THE ANTI-DILDO BILL
ReplyDeleteSometime in mid-2008, security personnel in an airport somewhere in Europe found a large number of “vibrators, lingerie and related paraphernalia” in the luggage of Carissa Coscolluela as it passed through the check-in counter x-ray machine in the departure area. Coscolluela was at the time a Buhay party-list representative and a member of President GMA’s official delegation during her state visit to that country. One of the airport officials who made the discovery happened to be a Filipina and she later emailed her friends in the Philippines about this.
It did not take long for this report to reach Brother Mike Velarde of El Shaddai. Soon, a government official who would also accompany President Arroyo during her trips abroad confirmed to Brother Mike that in fact, Ms. Coscolluela would go on a shopping spree for fetish items every time she would accompany PGMA in her state visits, taking advantage of the fact that as a member of the Presidential entourage, her goods will not be inspected in NAIA and she would not have to declare these for the purpose of paying customs duties.
When confronted by Brother Mike about this, Coscolluela claimed that all the items were “entrusted” to her by the President and that she would immediately have these delivered to PGMA’s private residence in La Vista Subdivision. Brother Mike’s son Rene, who was also a Buhay party-list representative, was not convinced and he instructed his staff to prepare an “Anti-Dildo Bill” as an April Fool’s joke just to annoy Coscolluela. Rene is known to have a jolly and bubbly personality and considers Coscolluela to be his opposite, being “so uptight and mataray.”
Years later, another Buhay party-list representative, Irwin Tieng, actually filed the “Anti-Dildo Bill” in Congress, desperately hoping that this would make him notorious for something else other than his very pubic obsession (crush?) with Doctor Hayden Kho.
Production of dildos, vibrators and other sex toys must not be stopped or must not be prohibited. Such products save many relationships because they enhance the sexual life of many couples.
ReplyDelete-Ryan @ Vibrator Philippines